Among Us – How to be the WORST
You have ever wondered how to be the worst kind of person among us? How to get called sus 4.6billion times a game? How to make your last remaining friendship group despise you? Look no further, for this is the official guide on how to be the WORST crewmate 🙂
Step 1 (The Lobby)
You’ve just joined a brand new lobby, fresh from terrorizing your fellow crewmates. New names and faces surround you! It’s time to be a nuisance.
– First things first, make sure you’ve equipped the name of another player or color. What’s more fun than getting poor innocent yellow voted out because you just happened to look sus whilst being named “yellow” yourself <3 (Names like “someone” “imposter” “it was me” “im guilty” also work 😉 )
– Next, if playing with friends, make sure to equip one of their favorite colors. For some reason among us, colors are personality traits at this point, so make sure you pick the color of the friend you know will get most upset 🙂
– Finally, spam the lobby with “please start” “cmon start” “im bored can we start?” nothing says ‘im a good team player’ than flaming the host for not mashing that start button like they’re playing smash ultimate.
Step 2 (Tasks)
Completing tasks is the bread and butter of every crewmate’s life! Wait, you do know how to complete tasks, right?
– Occasionally, we all have moments where our brains become smooth, round, and egg-like. Today, however, is the day you truly EMBODY the art of idiocy.
– First things, first! Dash over to that admin table and ram your card in there like its judgment day! Swipe swipe swipe SWIPE SWIPE FOR GOD’s SAKE. Keep on scanning that bad boy until the incessant machine beeping fills your every waking moment. You’re doing great <3
-Next, run along to navigation but hold on a second! You don’t want to seem to sus, do you! Make sure to loiter in front of the camera some sweaty detective’s camping just to let him know, and you’re not sus, right!? Navigation is arguably one of the most secluded places on the map, so best to make sure if a body turns up, you are there.
-Finally, electrical, ooooh boy the glorified abbatoir of every among us game. Do not go into electrical alone! Make sure to wait for another crewmate to enter before ominously standing at the door watching them. Make sure they can see you lurking like the grim reaper and give them plenty of time to wonder just how long it’s taking you to “figure out how to do these damn tasks.”
Step 3 (Meltdowns)
OH god, oh, ♥♥♥♥ it’s those blaring sirens again! The halls are dark and quiet as you see the countdown to reactor ticking away! What do you do!
– panic, dash around in every direction other than the one you’re supposed to go. We’re all going to die anyway, right! might as well party for the last few moments of existence
– ignore it, there’s like another 6 crewmates in this game? Why should I stop doing my tasks when they’re probably all running to reactor like headless chickens anyway! Run in the opposite direction to the emergency. You were only trying to do your tasks quicker anyway!
– Who’s afraid of the dark? Not me! When the lights go out, go on and head over to electrical only maybe those shiny levers on the fuse box look appetizing whoops looks like you switched them all off, silly you!
Step 4 (Meeting time!)
Ah yes, the creme de la creme of all among us games. The meeting table is where friendships are created and destroyed with all the care of a sledgehammer.
– Hopefully, someone just called you sus. Given all your “antics” earlier in the round, it’s your time to shine, baby.
Keywords: WOW THAT’S SUS, THEY’RE IMPOSTER, IM INNOCENT
– Among us, the louder you scream, the more likely you are to be heard. Make sure to go full keyboard warrior and tyler1 mic spam. Act your heart out, darling. There’s nothing like a fair bit of mayhem <3
Step 5 (Completion)
And congratulations! You’ve successfully lost the game, lost all your friends, and been banned from your discord server. I’m so proud <3
No doubt I’ve left out some other tips and tricks on how to be a ♥♥♥♥. Please feel free to comment on them below. Love you all
~ Until next time!
*Poppy was ejected… they weren’t an Imposter but deserved it anyway*
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