Guide for Among Us – HOW TO WIN ANY ARGUMENT IN AMONG US
Introduction to the guide! 🙂
winning arguments can be hard :/ really heard:/ really really really……… So I’ve whipped up this guide to help all you betas out there stand up against all your stupid teammates! So please sit back, sit up, and study this handy dandy guide to be the best among us players in the world, so you are a pro when among 2 is released!!!!!! YESSS LETS GOOOO!!!!!!!!!! NEW AMONG US 1 CONTENT IS RELEASED YAY!!!!!!……………… :/
KNOW YOUR ENEMY – [Crewmates]
let’s be honest here…although these “”””””crewmates”””””” claim to be qualified detectives that are expert sus sniffers, the reality is they are brain dead morons that can be easily manipulated. especially the ones that have an account on
Reddit dot com
Playing as Crewmates
Everyone is out to get you. It doesn’t matter how non “sus” you are, and you will be accused of murder. how to combat this? simple be the accuser…… yell at everyone and everything for breathing, and if someone disagrees with your display of power, then they are indeed guilty of the suspect. (this is even better if you actually have medbay or trash because then not only do you have an unbeatable offensive assault, you also have an impenetrable defense to continue your rain in safety
#REMEMBER… YOUR MAIN OBJECTIVE IS NOT TO FIND THE IMPOSTOR… It’s TO SURVIVE#
These things you call teammates are not your friends. They want to chuck you out into the cold vacuum of space just as much as the impostor wants to devour your brain. The key to victory is throwing everyone into lava and melting them alive before they do the same to you. YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS ON THIS SHIP ITS BE OR BE EATEN BY THIS THING
Playing as IMPOSTOR!
AS THE *sorry left caps to lock on* as the impostor your job is to kill everyone so stab them and eat them and shoot them and the other one I think there’s one more way…. and then eventually
when this happens, stay calm and remember the three rules in the creed of killers
- YOU DIDNT SEE ♥♥♥♥
- YOU DIDNT DO ♥♥♥♥
- YOU DONT KNOW ♥♥♥♥
REMEMBER DENY DENYDENYDENYDENYDENYDENYDENYDENYDENYDENYDENYDENYDENYDENYDENYDENYDENYDENYDENYDENYDENYDENYDENYDENYDENYDENYDENYDENYDENYDENYDENYDENYDENY EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING! DONT GIVE THEM A SLIVER OF INFORMATION SPREAD MISINFORMATION YOU DIDNT DO ♥♥♥♥ AND DIDNT SEE ♥♥♥♥
This tactic, while effective, may leave you with no counter arguments. When put into an awkward situation, try using this response as a default comeback to any crewmate Reddit detectives.
⣾⡿⠉⠉⣿⠀⡇⠀⠸⣿⡌⠓⠶⠤⣤⡤⠶⢚⣻⡟ – ” YEAH, WELL……. BABAOOIE!!!!!!!”
Works every time and remember everyone else is inferior to you *. Also, don’t be afraid to rat your teammate out… they are worthless to you anyway.
KNOW YOUR ANIME – [IMPOSTER]
*REMEMBER* no one is your friend stay away from everyone else, ANY OF THESE FREAKIZOIDS COULD BE THE KILLER, YOU DONT WANT TO DIE to DO YA… STAY AWAY! that means mini crewmates as well. No friends die alone
Here’s a helpful chart to quickly identify if a crewmate is an imposter depending on the color
|COLOR||THEY SUS IF|
|White||never vote them they never sus|
|Pink||Only vote if they won’t stop following you around cuz that’s kind of sus|
|Cyan||If they have a trash chute, they’re lying. Vote them|
|Yellow||If they trust someone, that person is the imposter… if they are riding solo, then they sus|
|Lime||good with coronas yall should try it|
|Dark green||NEVER EVER IMPOSTER EVER ESPECIALLY IF NAMED FALCO|
|Black||Always dies first, so if they are alive then they sus|
|Brown||it’s a fifty guess if sus or Nah for these guys|
|Gene||Always dies first so if they are alive then they sus ALWAYS VOTE GENE|
|Red||calls everyone else sus but is never sus unless snot calling people sus then sus|
|Pink||I did this one already. They sus|
|Blue||nobody picks blue, so if they in ur game, then they sus|
|Purple||If electric goes off immediately 3 times then purple… they sussy sus sus|
*** TIP FOR DEALING WITH ELECTRICAL***
if you have more than one task in electrical, then do this simple combo to win the game instantly
step one – using your right thumb, hold the ALT key
step two – while still holding the ALT key, rotate your wrist, so your index finger is lined up with the top keys that are labeled F1 through F12
step three – press the F5 key to go the third person and press it once more to get a reverse angle of your player
step four – Press the F4 key with your index finger while also holding ALT with your thumb and the mouse with another limb
Step five – use your gosh givin pelvic region to press the power button on your computer or laptop.
(alternatively swipe up using said pelvic organ and close the app on a mobile device, then carefully navigate to the appstore to uninstall and leave a mean review with the genitalia tell em falco sent you.)
If all goes according to plan, which it won’t, then you get this screen yayayayayayayayayay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yayayayayayay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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