
Guide for Megacraft H*ntai Edition – How to play Megacraft: H*ntai Edition
Part One: Intro
There were no guides, so I had to make one. I figured you’d love to see one.
As you probably know, there’s literally nothing to do in this game, but I think it’s funny to make dumb guides.
So, here is the guide to how to play Megacraft: H*ntai Edition!
Part Two: Why did you buy this game?
And now, I am wondering…
Why did you buy this game? For the sheer fact that it had h*ntai in the title? Or because it was 0.76 cents on the store during christmas? Or maybe it’s because you’re so bored and want something stupid to laugh at with all your friends? I’m sure you’re wondering the same thing whilst browsing the community for this game, hoping to find something of value, but no. There’s no value. Whatsoever. Just some funny screencaps and a dumb guide.
BUT SERIOUSLY WHY DID YOU BUY THIS GAME? LIKE THERE’S NOT EVEN ANY REAL P*RN OR H*NTAI. IT’S JUST A GIRL WEARING A BIKINI. THERE’S NOTHING EVEN REMOTELY HORN KNEE. WHAT COMPELLED YOU TO BUY THIS GAME? PLEASE. I NEED TO KNOW. I RECEIVED THIS AS A GIFT FROM MY BOYFRIEND AT 1 IN THE MORNING AND I DON’T KNOW WHY. IT HAS SOME FUN LAUGHS BUT WHY.
Part Three: Opening the Game
Once you open the game, you will be greeted with the title screen, which has two catgirls who are the exact same person, some music you’d find in an exploration game, and three buttons.
The play button, R, takes you to another menu where you can choose one of three biomes- Forest, Fall Forest, or Mountain.
The keys button, F, shows you a list of the keys used.
- WASD or Arrow Keys for moving.
- C to crouch.
- SHIFT to run fast/sprint.
- B to access masterbuild(????)
- SPACE to jump.
- TAB to access your inventory.
- Left Mouse Button to break a block.
- Right Mouse Button to place a block.
- R to open the pause menu.
The final button, is E, to “Quite,” which I a*sume is to quit the game. I dunno. I’m not a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ genius. Find out yourself.
Once you choose your biome, you’ll just be greeted with a bunch of trees and a catgirl with no tail who’s running about with her knees buckled like she just creamed her panties and is some h*ntai protag woman. But oh well.
You might find houses, which is fun! Nothing stays if you break a block!
And if you go to hit a tree? It explodes everywhere with leaves and wood blocks!
You break one single block in a house? It all tumbles down onto you, but have no fear! There’s no damage done to you, as you are an immortal goddess among the lands, which no longer carry mortal beings, as you,t he cat lady, probably ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ murdered every single last one of them! Maybe that’s why your br*asts and badonkadonk honkey tonk dump truck are so large!
Oh, but be careful going into water. It’s [E] quite slow.
Part Four: Quite
When you decide you’re finally finished crying, laughing, and asking what you did to deserve the hell you just put yourself through, you must be wondering, “how the hell do i exit this game?”
Well, you don’t. You quite.
You just quite.
You want to exit? Sucks to suck, you must quite.
Press R to access the pause button and then press E to quite. Then, press E to quite, again.
Then, the game disappears and you’re curious for more. So you spend minutes playing it. Again. Only to quite. Again.
The process will continue a good twenty times.
I’m sorry, but that’s how it is.
Part Five: The End
I hope you enjoyed this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ guide, I was bored, it’s 2am, I’m exhausted, I laughed my a*s off at the OSHA violations. Have fun, good bye!
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